Earth Song

Australian music is pretty awesome I think. I'm not actually sure which of the bands on GoldFM/oldies are actually Australian and which aren't, but right NOW I think Australian bands are good. Sometimes I wonder why they don't achieve more of a mainstream appeal in the likes of America but then I'm happy to have them the way they are. They can be our little secret. Even in Japan I sometimes like to stream Triple J so I can keep a vague grasp on what's happening down under but I don't expect I'll ever hear it (Australian music) on the radio.

(The plural in 'hits' confuses me a little)

In fact, when I actually turn on the radio it's rare to hear much English at all. Most of Japan's pop music is, like its TV shows, from Japan. 'J-Pop' as it is recognised around the world is pretty much only popular in Japan... and in the computer room of Japanophiles. I like Japan don't get me wrong, but I don't like Japanese music. It's not that I can't understand it (although that's definitely a factor) it's just the sound. It's like ... cheap pop.

Much of Japan's hit music comes from groups, more specifically, girl bands and boy bands. Pre-packaged for maximum enjoyment amongst teenage girls/boys. Mostly girls. Only girls. They are always dressed in accordance with each other, always amicable, sort of talented and charming. Every time a boy or girl band is on a tv show they smile and are fun to watch and usually they throw a performance at the end.

These are the bands that can feasibly fit onto a talk show environment, that is.

What could that slightly cryptic last sentence mean? Ladies and Gentleman, I'll dive straight in and introduce you to AKB48. AKB stemming from it's origin in Tokyo, AKihaBara ... and 48 referencing the amount of members. There are 48 performers in this group. Forty Eight. They have split the group up into 3 teams (Team A, K and B) so they can perform in several places and not over crowd each other. Further to this, factor in appearances on other TV shows with only a few members from each team and you literally have a military force to be deployed at a whim.

(Soldiers of DEATH)

This phenomenon of creating miniature armies is possibly due to EXILE, a boy band featuring approximately 14 members. The strange thing here is that only two of them sing, another two of them sing a little AND dance, and the remaining ten are exclusively dancers. Their songs are quite popular amongst teens and their concerts are usually sold out. It stands to reason that a band featuring ten dancers would put on a hell of a live show... but I'm still not convinced.

(You don't really need to waste your time actually looking at all of them)

Arashi (Storm, in English) only have 5 members so it's a lot easier to remember who they are. These guys are popular because there is only five of them and it's easier to manoeuvre them around... Also because of their songs. Despite their raging name they're extremely poppy and zero in on the 'girls that like pretty boys' demographic. Some of the guys are also stars in various TV shows and movies so they're pretty much constantly accessible. I remember seeing them on a show with the next group in the list, learning how to do the dance for the song 'Chocolate Disco'.

(Showing their versatility - Moody and happy. Nice job guys)

PERFUME is a group featuring 3 woman but with their powers combined they sound like an over produced pile of auto-tune. Originally all three members had a Chinese character in their name which meant 'sweet smell' (香), hence the name, but then one of them left and the replacement had a different name. Sort of ruined it but it was only after the swapping of people did the group actually become famous. I must admit though I have a bit of a soft spot for this group. They're just so cute! Part of their marketing ploy is that they dance (almost eliminating the need for singing) and it's just mesmerising to watch them. Go on. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaatch.

(Can't actually embed this youtube clip so I shoved a picture and a link in there.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W63nzvIoFJU

They wear the above clothing when performing this song live... I like the hats.

SMAP is another artist that demands capital letters. They're a very successful band that also have a TV show titled 'SMAP x SMAP' just in case once wasn't enough. They do all the things on TV that I mentioned in my last blog post about Japanese TV (minus the porn) and even have a wide variety of guests on it too. I showed a clip of SMAP performing with Coldplay to my students last year (as part of the last class with my 3rd year students) in a vain attempt to show the students that learning English can yield a positive result - results were varied.

It should be noted though that I think this is a wonderful demonstration of culture exchange. Chris Martin took the time to learn some Japanese songs when he performed here and SMAP did quite a reasonable performance of this popular song too.

Angela Aki is a popular singer songwriter who speaks and performs in both English and Japanese. She has a particularly famous song loved across the country as a graduation song. She is popular as I said, but I mention her on this blog because a friend of mine in Otawara looks a lot like her.

(Right??)

Hatsune Miku is different from the above stars in that she is not actually a real person. A voice actress had her voice completely recorded and re-programmed into some music making software that can then 'sing'. This proved to be exceptionally popular in Japan, because they're weird like that, and has resulted in a huge following. People have created songs using her voice and some of these songs have actually reached the pop charts here. This has lead to a live concert of her. The results are mind boggling.

(It's in equal parts mesmerising and terrifying.)

It's not actually a hologram, it's an image projected onto a screen. If you look throughout the performance you can see the screen I'm talking about. Still kinda weird isn't it? This has lead to several spin-offs with lots of disproportionate characters singing in their super high pitched voices. Splendid.

Of course all of the above examples are sort of the extreme side of Japanese music. It should be noted that there is quite a lot of 'regular' or 'standard' music in the Japanese music word, too. The kind of artists that don't feel the need to be odd in order to be interesting. These artists are quite good, but as I mentioned earlier, they sing in Japanese so I can't really understand them very well.

(and lord knows I am DYING to know what SHE'S talking about ...)

When my friend Brendan came to visit me last year he had a goal to buy some Japanese hip hop music. Being a bit of an aficionado with hip hop he managed to choose quite a good group/guy who I have since put onto my mp3 player. Eelman. That's the name of the guy. I like his song called 'Unity'. If you're interested you can look it up but I worry I have forced to much Japanese music on you throughout this blog so please take your time...... It's not on youtube.

In fact while I'm on the topic, there's this wonderful music place up in the nearby mountains that I go to with my accomplice Hayley. During the day it is small shop that sells silver-based jewelery and delicious burgers, but during the night it transforms to this cool little acoustic place for live music. The artists that play are actually fairly famous and have performed on the stage at some of the biggest music festivals around Japan.

(Exhibit A.)

It's a nice sort of feeling to go to one of these nights (they happen throughout the year at fairly common intervals) and even if we don't understand the music, it's still nice to go through the motions, if that makes sense. It's like when you walk in the doors they have the fireplace happening and the music is cool and the food is great. It's the sort of thing you don't really find so frequently in Japan.

Which I guess is where I want to finish this blog. If I think about it, the music that is considered pop music in Australia isn't actually super popular amongst my friends there. It's the laid back genre of music that strikes more of a chord and that's why I wanted to let everyone know that it's here. Japan has some weird stuff going on but at least now we know that at it's core, it's OK.

Japan is OK everyone.