Kids

It's the beginning of a long weekend (suck it Australia) and I've opted to begin it with a few drinks and an otherwise relaxed night. I just taught my kindergarten class at the conversation school next door after a big running session after school. All the clubs have been running for what I assume is for fitness but it's good for me to.
I haven't posted in a while despite previous suggestions that I would and in the absence of anything really important to blog about I thought I would begin a series detailing the inhabitants of my schools. I won't be going student by student of course, more a brief examination of the various categories they could slot into. So without further adieu;

"the desk is my canvas"
We're all a victim of this. We're faced with a boring situation that we're bound to commit to and all we have is a pencil in one hand and a blank desk in front of us. Oh sure, it begins with a scribble of the name, a scribble of 'hello'. Why not add some flowers, some animals, some other catchphrases? It's not long until the desk is at least half covered in the inane imaginings of a teenager. I have been witness to desk size portraits of faces, craploads of stickers, song lyrics and more recently a quite well drawn picture of a scooter. It is no doubt a combination of boring classes and a desire to express themselves in gray lead/table format but it's all entertaining for me.

"blink once for yes, blink twice for no"
The student that appears to be so utterly vacant that all of their bodily resources appear to be dedicated to important bodily functions, blinking, and looking stupid. Due to the system of Junior High School in Japan these students can actually advance years without being able to do anything. These students never give any input under any situations even when being directly spoken to, will leave worksheets completely untouched and have severely restricted facial expression. They stare ahead in class but appear not to be looking at anything and any thoughts about what they're pondering only ends up depressing me. They scare me a little.

"did you get lost?"
A seven year old walks into the class and sits down. Only, they're not 7 years old they just look exactly like it. Some students in Japan look so severely underaged that it looks as if they have been skipped ahead. Generally they're totally adorable and their marks are only average but they are definitely where they are supposed to be. On the flip side there are some elementary school students that look much older than they are. I don't really know why this is but people keep thinking that I'm 25 or older so I guess I fall into a similar category.

Shit.

More next time. I wrote out a list when I was bored at school so at the very least expect a few of these.